Vegan

Synonym for "Annoying"

lol, jk, but most vegans are annoying I'll tell you that. Some are pretty chill about it though. But most vegans, for absolutely no reason, will just be a pain in the ass.

Some guy: Ay bro, want to go grab a burger?
Vegan 1: Nah man, I'm vegan, but do they have those vegan burgers?
Some guy: They do.
Vegan 1: Aight bet.

Some guy: Want to grab a burger?
Vegan 2: *inhales* NoOoOOoOooO! WhY ArE yOU doIng ThaT tO tHe PoOR coWs tHEy NevEr DeSeReved iT oH mY gOd whY arE yOu dOinG tHis yOu SaTaniC fUCk yOu aRe GoIng tO HeLL foR wHAt yOu dO tO thoSe PiGS whO hAd nO ChanCE AT DefENDiNg theMselVeS dO yOu reAlize tHe damAge yOu aRe caUsiNg yOu ArE evErytHinG tHAt Is WrOng wIth thIS woRLd deAR GoD heLp mE foRgiVE tHiS wRetchED sOuL LeT he bE DamnEd bY tHE deViL

by an existant of this planet February 16, 2021

Vegan

An adjective describing something as being unfortunate, embarrassing or stupid. A more modern and politically correct term that replaces describing something as gay (discrimination based on sexual orientation) or retarded (ableism). Unlike the previous, superseded terms mentioned, being vegan is a poor lifestyle choice which is stupid and devoid of bacon, and therefore perfectly acceptable for derision.

This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the most Vegan thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt.

by BovineDeath January 12, 2019

Vegan

the diet of past anorexics, the go to before death.

"hey honey how was your day?" ...............shut the fuck up, honey isnt vegan

by ellabdj March 20, 2017

Vegan

Someone who does not eat animal products: meat, milk, cheese, eggs, etc.

"Pick me up some almond milk" asked the vegan.

by Chegan' October 31, 2014

Vegan

Someone who has the option to be nutritiously fed by non meat, non dairy etc products (due to the large options of various vegetables avaliable in supermarket), but now feels somehow righteous in proclaiming that this is a more humane option that eating meat due to a prevaling ignorance of human evolutionary history. For our ancestors, eating meat was not so much as a choice as a necessity - hence large amounts of energy spent on 'hunting' rather that the hardly sustainable 'gathering' of amounts of semi-nutritious vegetables etc of many pre-agricultural societies. It was almost impossible to eat enough veggies to survive. Extended hunting was not wasted energy, and undoubtably because of this, your ancestors were not vegan, as they would not survive long on the limited benefits of this diet (i.e. not long enough to reproduce...). Thus, vegans should never criticise their meat eating relatives, as, without these people, the 'option' of veganism would not exist, as no human would be around to have this choice. Of course you can still be vegan, but this is because of a history of eating meat and not as a workable substitute to it.

Vegan: The exploitation of animals for food is anachronistic, and veganism is clearly healthier, kinder, a better way of life etc.

More 'objective' thinker: Yeah, you can be vegan - but get some historical perspective! Veganism is only really a choice in contemporary societies. Ok i'm conscious and can reflect upon my decisions, but more so i am an animal, and don't just eat meant for irrational reasons - it offers long term benefits! Like still being around today...

by A-S June 15, 2004

vegan

hippies, with enough free time to read the label on everything they eat.

vegan= "is there eggs in bread...?"

by kccc =] August 08, 2007

Vegan

An individual who doesn't consume animal products. Sometimes their motives are pure, but for the most part they live this lifestyle to try to be morally superior to others. They can try, anyway.

The Vegans are coming! The vegans are coming! Here's one with a leather coat and shoes...

by tradesman May 13, 2003