Vaginarise

The solution to dry skin and blue waffles....

To also smear yourself or others all over the place...

Vaginarise!

by Real Barry Manilow July 15, 2010

Cockus Vaginitus

A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.

"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"

"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."

"Ew, gross! Why?"

"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."

"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."

by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012

vaginanitis

a disease where your nuts shrink and turn into a vagina

Guy 1:Dude wheres jim at?
Guy 2:He's at home with a bad case of vaginanitis.

by Big Johnny G October 30, 2007

vagination

Generation of spillage resulting from overexcitement

Todd is suffering from radical daytime nocturnal emissions. Every time his favorite singer, Justin Timberlake, appears on TV, Todd's mom gets blown into the air by the massive flow of fluids out of Todd's pipe. Todd's gynecologist, who had thought his reaction to Timberlake's girly performance was 'cute' and resembled the reactions of the singer's female fans , tragically died following an outburst of accumulated vagination on one of Todd's regular monthly checkups.

"I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Woops - I think i just vaginated :O "

by nutty walrus December 9, 2008

Vagination

The act of imagining what a females Vag looks like.

Guy 1: I bet the new girl in the office has the freshest, tightest Vag.

Guy 2: You have an over active Vagination, I saw it last night and it's terrible.

by Snizzmaster March 6, 2013

Vagination

When a baby is born and pops out of his mums pussy he/she goes through vagination

The baby was covered in seedy fluids after vagination was complete

by Jaybles117 May 7, 2009

Vaginii

The plural of Vaginas

also a term used to refer to a vagina with more then one penis in it.

"those girls have nice vaginii"
"That vaginii has 4 penises in it"

by Thechicafromurbutt May 21, 2009