Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
by a babies goad April 18, 2017
A group of the most opinionated, amazing, chill, aggressive, hungry, caring, back talking, bong ripping & joint hitting stoners in the whole world.
Also known as SU.
Also known as SU.
by Summer Leena April 11, 2009
Splinter club formed by Manchester United supporters following American tycoon Malcolm Glazer's takeover of the fabled club. Many MUFC supporters view FC United as abandoning the magnificent tradition of Manchester United FC, while others view it as a grass-roots movement to set up a truly non-commercial team owned and operated by the fans.
FC United hopes to start play in the Northwest Counties League in 2005/2006. Learn more about FC United at http://www.fc-utd.co.uk.
by Steve H. June 07, 2005
A measurement of fun.
by Dick Assman September 29, 2009
Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
A proud footballing club from the port city of Newcastle in the north East of England.
Playing their home games at the massive 52,000 all seater stadium "St. James' Park" they have enjoyed top flight football for a long time.
Newcastle United is home to the player with the most ammount of goals in the Priemiership ever. Alan Shearer.
The clubs nickname is "The magpies" They play in Black and white. They are offcially the most powerful club in the North East, casting the likes of minnows Sunderland and Hartlepool in to shadow.
Playing their home games at the massive 52,000 all seater stadium "St. James' Park" they have enjoyed top flight football for a long time.
Newcastle United is home to the player with the most ammount of goals in the Priemiership ever. Alan Shearer.
The clubs nickname is "The magpies" They play in Black and white. They are offcially the most powerful club in the North East, casting the likes of minnows Sunderland and Hartlepool in to shadow.
Newcastle United 5 - 0 Manchester United, 1996.
by ruffle October 30, 2005
A rip off of G-unit. Started by 3 white kids from Calgary Alberta, the group came out with one song that was all freestyle. Philly, Whitey and Timmons are the members. The song is called Ghost Unit.
The Game (ex-g-unit soldier, kicked out by 50 cent) resently put out a cd titled "Ghost Unit". This cd repediately bashes G-Unit members; 50 cent, Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo and Young Buck.
The Game (ex-g-unit soldier, kicked out by 50 cent) resently put out a cd titled "Ghost Unit". This cd repediately bashes G-Unit members; 50 cent, Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo and Young Buck.
by Ody (aka. Whitey) September 19, 2005