Tweeting is like pooping. Everyone has done it, no one fully understands why or how it happens, and once you get into it, everyone enjoys it.
Girl 1: I just got a twitter from Miley cyrus! it says "waiting in line".
Girl 2: OMG you are so connected with whats up!
Girl 2: OMG you are so connected with whats up!
by Deez NUttsssss April 29, 2009

A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.
by Beeco the Borppo December 17, 2018

Noun: An additive attention vacuum that makes its users unable to complete homework. Has also been known to disrupt normal sleeping patterns.
Person: "I should do homework"
*turns on computer*
Person: "I'll just check Twitter real fast"
*spends the next hour not doing homework*
*turns on computer*
Person: "I'll just check Twitter real fast"
*spends the next hour not doing homework*
by (suck)cessful April 9, 2012

a place where a bunch of 14 year old kpop fanboys fight and start world war 3.
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?
Oh my god jessica jungkook is the best kpop star!
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.
by hylrixe June 16, 2021

by fubous November 27, 2009

by team vagg March 26, 2009

Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.
by Ninja L November 13, 2009
