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twinkie

1) a yellow, cream-filled pastry

2) another term for a cocaine hydrochloride "rock"

3) two people dressed similarly
1) dude I'm like soooo craving a twinkie right now

2) dude, pass me that twinkie

3) dude, look us, we're like totally twinkies!
by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004
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twinkie

1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.
The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.
by XaurreauX July 16, 2008
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Twinkies

The fat rolls on the back of a white mans head. On a black person the same thing would be called HoHos
You're so fat it looks like you've got Twinkies hanging on the back of your head.
by JeLL0 April 11, 2012
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Twinkie

Twinkie aka Widget aka Weiner aka Beanpole.

1 Person of low social importance with slim
build.

2 Person with no social skills.
" Ah now then twinkie, Cya in a bit lads, oooh. "
by hinchy March 3, 2009
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Twinkie

A fat retarded kid that says he hates twinkies but shoves them in his trumpet and sucks instead of blows.
by Huntmoe February 21, 2010
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twinkie

that girl is such a twinkie, that's her fifth fuck tonight!
by EmilyJane0000 October 13, 2006
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twinkie

a 20 inch ,typicallly chrome, wheel
he had twinkies on that escalade
by smokedog June 25, 2006
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