twat

a twat someone who claims to be a best-seller having only sold a total of ....... 30 books

Richard James Rodgers is the biggest twat on Facebook

by Jean-Pierre Le Roux May 30, 2020

twat

someone who did not want to get the jelly

"a girl in a nothing relationship got called a Twat for arguing against her boyfriend about jelly. While making up, the girl told the boy about the jelly in the cabinet and the jelly gods struck the twat down. popularized by Dane Cook."

by iamameliarawr September 2, 2008

twat

An unpleasant tweet (through twitter). It brings bad news.

"My girlfriend sent me a twat last night, saying we're done
Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.

by CupkakeVindog April 4, 2011

Twat

A pregnant fish

Theres a pregnant fish i believe its called a twat

by Anne franklin October 20, 2008

twat

the vagina

that chick has a fishy twat, she needs to clean dat shit out

by dadouf January 7, 2007

Twat

A twat is somebody who acts like a cunt (see cunt)

That adgh is a right twat

by His mum January 6, 2007

Twat

A boring or uninteresting tweet on Twitter.

marylalala - going to the mall
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter

(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.

by blahblahblahblahhhhhhhh123456 July 8, 2009