monkey turpentine

snow that falls on Christmas Eve (December 24th)

The fresh monkey turpentine excited the children who eagerly yearned for a white Christmas.

by caitmar December 24, 2009

Corporate turrets

When someone sticks their foot in their mouth in a corporate setting/meeting.

Manager A says "The xyz sales contest is not worth the paper it is written on." Not realizing the current CEO sitting in the room got promoted on that idea. "I can't believe I said that, I have corporate turrets."

by JS63 December 9, 2010

Torrent

a heavy violent rain storm

A torrent is about to hit Miami. An umbrella will not be enough.

by freddyflins April 16, 2009

got torrent?

1. A new catchphrase used for asking if you know of bit torrent, 2. To define the act of downloading something through bit torrent.

1. hey man, got torrent?

2. oh yeah, i got torrent

by Brickster May 5, 2004

bitch torrent

A bunch of bitchy girls talking smack to anyone or anything.

Damn them bitch torrents! They fucking talk shit all the time.

by Qmaan April 27, 2008

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009

turret farm

Stupid tactic which WordnewbieWord commanders at the mod WordNatural-SelectionWord use cuase it's so easy.

Alien - Omfg thats like 40 turrets at third hive!
Marine - Stop buildings turrets ffs your gonna crash the server!

by Nomble August 14, 2003