Tull (Jethro)

A prog-rock band formed in the late 60's that had huge hits in the 70's, won a heavy metal grammy in the 80's, and still rocks and tours in the new millenium. Always known for complicated lyrics, rhythms and time signatures. Jethro Tull has mellowed over the years, but they still pluck a mean mandolin. Fronted by Ian Anderson and Martin Barre. Unfortunately this important group has been totally ignored by the brown-nosing hacks at the lame-ass "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame".

Tull (Jethro) = Jethro Tull

Hippie: "Man, Jethro Tull was bigger than the Beatles and the Stones back in the day and they're NOT in the fuckin' Rock Hall of Fame!?"

Stoner: "Yup, but who the fuck cares. The Hall of Fame is a complete sell-out, lame-ass, ass-kissing, political, bullshit institution, man."

Hippie: "Man, yer right, I guess. Hey, don't bogart that joint."

Stoner: -----

by harleyroscoe September 10, 2008

jethro tull

A classic rock band.

Yeah, Aqualung is my favorite Jethro Tull song...

by iTX March 6, 2004

tula

in Chile they call the penis "tula"

for example, to get a blowjob
"chupame la tula"

by pablo saint July 17, 2006

Tula

Tula is a beautiful girl, with a big heart. She may seem wild , but on the inside, she is funny and caring. When she walks into a room, she lights it up, and makes everyone smile. Tula is strong and confident, and will stand up for her friends if they need it. She has a few, close friends whom she trusts with everything . She is pretty, and you'll want to be her friend, but be careful with her as she can be very fragile .Never underestimate a Tula.

"Oh wow! There's Tula! Let's go and see her."
" Tula needs someone to go help her."

by Georgie Smith October 22, 2018

Tallahassee Trail Blazer

When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark down her stomach.

After I had a bad case of the taco shits, I fucked those big ol titties, tallahassee trail blazer style.

by Mike, Glen, Michael August 9, 2006

talladega

1. A NASCAR Superspeedway in Talladega, AL. Built by the graft and corrupt partnership of George C. Wallace and Bill France, Sr., who served as campaign manager for Wallace's presidential bid on the independent ticket in exchange for Wallace using the state's finances and his own political power to condemn land, float government bonds, and pass constitutional amendments allowing Sunday alcohol sales, to ensure that the track was completed.

2. A Creek Indian word that means "trailer park."

"White man live in Talladega, sheriff visit nightly."

by Michael DuBose February 15, 2007

tulay

a beauty of many flavours

she was doin me neapolatin style, she tasted like a tulay

by yamaskainatormeister March 15, 2008