Monkey Truffle

After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.

Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.

On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!

Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.

Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.

by Waterboy8535 June 19, 2009

truffle dip

A truffle dip is when a partner peels back the foreskin of their boyfriends erect penis, and proceeds to take a lays truffle chip and dip it in the mans penile cheese.

Man: Hey honey, what would you like for dinner?
Woman: How about some of that truffle dip baby?
Man: I think we have some lays chips in the cabinet ;)

by Filthy Plebs January 1, 2016

Truffle Buffer

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.

I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

truffle cheese

Similar to truffle butter, but with the addition of semen into the mix.

I had a good mixture of truffle butter going, and then i came. There was truffle cheese everywhere!

by Pink_sock101 September 3, 2016

Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018

doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop

Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle

by redneck101 November 25, 2013