Toasted Western

Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.

2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.

by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014

Toasted

Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.

"Man you just got toasted!"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

Toasted Head

When you get head while being toasted (aka high)

Person One: Can I get another bong rip?
Person Two: Don't you have a date later?
Person One: Yeah dude, gonna get some toasted head!

by HeoQ March 12, 2019

dick toasted waffle

Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.

"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"

"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"

"But Im hungry and horny"

by Smackthefap. April 9, 2015

toasted

messed up,busted,tore up

by bdballer September 30, 2003

toasted cheese

Toasted cheese is a fancy more sophisticated type of grilled cheese

Guy-1 Hey do you want any toasted cheese?
Guy-2 wtf is toasted cheese

by theplayerhaterz January 19, 2016

R'toasted

A cross between roasted and toasted. It is the ultimate form of being done over.

Ben: Owen got so drunk last night, he fell over in the park while he was running away with my hat.

Chris: Clearly he was r'toasted.

by K-Lash March 10, 2008