trail boss

When you fart while walking in front of someone.

You trail bossed me!

or

I was walking behind you and you trail bossed.

by TMo9999 July 19, 2006

trail of tears

When you ejaculate into a persons eye

I gave her a trail of tears

by sure May 13, 2005

trail blazer

A prostitute. A whore who works the ho stroll or the trail.

Look at that trail blazer getting in the car with her pimp,she looks like a skeezer

by nunnie April 8, 2008

Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.

"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"

by smokingkoalaa July 26, 2016

trail love

Cuts, scrapes, and scratches to the skin (particularly bleeders. Minor to serious) from rock, dirt, or vegetation while hiking, mountain biking, four wheeling, backpacking, approaching rock climbing walls, or other outdoor trail sports. Often from a crash or a fall, but can also be from pushing through thick vegetation or rocks on narrow trails. Implies an abusive relationship with the trail, but actually emphasizes the person's love and respect for the unbiased nature of the outdoors.

That's some impressive trail love you got there.

by Gnostic Hammer February 14, 2017

Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

trail mix

When somebody takes a nasty shit and does not wipe properly causing some fecal matter to decorate their underwear. They leave a trail mix of poop in their underwear.

Billy: Dude I just shit and I feel like there is some residue in my boxers.
Harry: you must wipe better so you dont have trail mix in your boxers.
Billy: Thanks for the tip. I will wipe better so I do not have trail mix in my boxers next time after I poop.

by Harry M. November 6, 2008