TP Runway

A term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one's ejaculum while masturbating.

Danny: "Hey man, you have any dirty socks for me to use? I just got the new Sasha Grey flick."

Noah: "No sorry, I just did my laundry but I just got back from Sam's so I have plenty of ammo for making a tp runway if you want."

by Decarl March 15, 2011

TP Gangster

Commonly expressed by middle-upper class responsible citizens, refers to a being, who's best wish is to be socially accepted by our ghetto counterparts. It is a slanderish term used mostly for depicting exact characteristics of a person who was raised in a white trash environment full of jealousy for the fatherless African American race. Very closely related to the word "wigger," this reference is used by police and other law enforcement personnel when describing the perp involved in domestic abuse cases, and other random acts of violence.

"Yo man, that TP Gangster still has the New Era tag attached to his Atlanta hat."

by loydkrissmas September 1, 2009

TP Dick

The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.

Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?

Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.

Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.

Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.

by armwrestler September 23, 2009

TP Backup

Something that is used to wipe the ass when conventional toilet paper is not available. Most often, the need for TP Backup is when the person pooping misjudges the amout of toilet available at the time. Hand towels, magazine pages and discarded tissue are often useful TP Backup.

When the toilet paper ran out, I realized that there was still more poop to clean off my ass. I looked around the bathroom and saw a Cabbage Patch Doll, I had to use it as TP Backup , or else i'd be in big trouble later.

by SweetBill December 8, 2005

TP-Br

TP-Br is 2-ThioPhenyl Bromide. TP-Br (2-ThioPhenyl Bromide, 2-thienylbromide, and 2-Bromothiophene) can be synthesized by bromination of Thiophene (TP-H, ThioPhenyl Hydride) with bromine in Carbon Tetrachloride. TP-Br is used as an intermediate to synthesize TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone) by reacting it with ethyl acetoacetate and sodium ethoxide and CuI (Copper iodide) catalyst.

I synthesized TP2P using the TP-Br and ethyl acetoacetate.

by CognitiveFuel August 4, 2023

TP Town

Its a town in East Islip where an unknown man known as TP runs around trying to save the universe. He climes trees and Jumps over tables. On fridays you can find him learking in the corners looking for "Jail Bait" as he likes to call them. He tries to save the world but he always fails at it. You can find him working at the mall at Game Stop. This is a place where he feels at home and can BS with Johnny Hepititis about not getting girls and playing video games. He is a very nice guy but has a very sick and twisted mind. He is one step away from becoming a full blown AA meeting Drunk. If hes not working at Game Stop he is probably somewhere drinking, wanting to drink, thinking about drinking, or actually stealing beers to drink. You can also find him at some kind of Fast Food stops fattening up his belly. He once ran for President but failed because he took the law into his own hands, refused to kiss a black baby, and called Hilary a Hooker. He is also known as T-Pain

I was in TP Town last night and my ass is killing me.

by Briian May 1, 2008

TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

by El Duce September 28, 2004