A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
To violently shake one's ass to the point of either defacation or flatulence, popular amongst young hip urban dwellers.
by Ass Tooter April 29, 2003
I met her in the club, then I said wassup
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........
by i_da_secksy_guy September 07, 2010
by T raggle January 18, 2015
1) The act of showing appreciation for an attractive female walking around showing skin by one quick "toot" of a car horn.
2) In colder climates, the lack of clothes can be overlooked and the same appreciation still given for attractiveness.
3) In particularily fine examples, a quick double "toot" is acceptable and should be considered an advanced maneuver.
2) In colder climates, the lack of clothes can be overlooked and the same appreciation still given for attractiveness.
3) In particularily fine examples, a quick double "toot" is acceptable and should be considered an advanced maneuver.
by Batman81 April 03, 2012
by Gandolfnigga January 28, 2017
Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.
by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 08, 2018