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covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public
What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.
covid tinkle by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

wrinkle tinkle 

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.
"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."

Sprinkle My Tinkle

When your tinkly winkly gets a bit sprinkly and you have to let it loose.
Man... I had to sprinkle my tinkle all over her chest last night.

Tweaker Tinkle 

The look in someone’s eyes that lets you know that they’re a tweaker.

(Synonym for “Crazy Eyes)
Olivia: You should go for him, he’s cute!

Harley: Yeah, but he has that tweaker tinkle in his eyes
Tweaker Tinkle by harleyolivia December 26, 2019

Tucson Tinkle 

The action of urinating into a person's vehicle (obviously someone you dislike or wish to upset) through the moon/sun roof.
Man, I hate that guy, I'm gonna take a Tucson Tinkle in his ride!
Tucson Tinkle by Delerious Tyme January 7, 2011

Rip van Tinkle 

When you wake up after a long night's sleep and feel like you haven't pissed for 7 years.
"I hope the toilet doesn't overflow when I take this Rip van Tinkle."
Rip van Tinkle by woodshole February 14, 2010