Timberlow

The man of your dreams. The one with the beasty cock that you want to marry.

"Have you met your timberlow yet?"

by N'R April 15, 2009

Timberlane.dr

Every man who live on or near timber gets bare pussy like honestly, I might turn gay for timber kids. like god fucking damn.

You looking like a damn Timberlane.dr kid, I think I'm gay.

by uv ray March 21, 2019

timberdoodle

Another term for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor)- a medium-sized terrestrial sandpiper known for its unusual dancelike gate.

some people think timberdoodle is a better common name for Scolopax minor than American woodcock.

by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

Big Timber

Big Timber is a small town 60 miles east of Bozeman, Montana that is so small, that if you blink you'll miss it. The town consists of 1,745 people as of 2004.
The coldest temperature on record was -47 in February 1936, and the hottest recorded temperature was 104 in July 1936.

Big Timber is Small town USA

by fairylakegrl March 21, 2009

Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

by Colver August 11, 2014

shivery timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.

Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.

by The real Joe October 4, 2016

bryson tiller

byson tiller is the hottest and most sexiest man alive. he also makes bomb ass music

yo have you heard the new bryson tiller song? that shi firee

by rnblover April 15, 2022