your-age-minus-seven-times-two

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.

Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.

by DoesNotExist October 26, 2009

Good Times Syndrome

IN BRIEF: A time when something good is about to happens, but it ends up messed up or brought down by somebody or something.

NOTE: Good Times Syndrome is based on the TV show 'Good Times', when something good happens, it always end up unsuccessful by fate.

GOOD TIMES:
A TV show that aired way back in the 70's, which illustrated the life of a black family living in the projects.

The TV show became an instant classic thanks to the lively yet scrawny character J.J. Evans aka "Kid Dyn-o-mite"

The other characters were Florida (the compassionate mother), James Sr (the discplinarian father), Thelma (the hot sister), Michael (the pre-pubescent annoying kid brother), Willona (the intruding next door neighbor), and Bookman aka "Buffalo Butt" (the fatass super who everyone makes fun of)

The show also featured the acting debut of Janet Jackson as Penny (the cute but wiseass orphaned child)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 13, 2010

Three Times a Lady

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.

Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.

by The Physician January 6, 2007

good times withdrawal

what goes up must come down . the 'coming back down to reality' after an extended period of positive experiences .

Jose is going through Good Times Withdrawal . Reality Bites .

by jose421 November 2, 2007

times

Very similar to spung, without the green aura.

"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"

by weaver October 14, 2003

times square bomb

half a shot of absinthe, half a shot of gin.

drop into a cup of champagne.

Only drunk on NYE

Would you like a flute of champagne?

No thanks, give me a times square bomb please.

by tiger4life January 2, 2012

Alphabet Times

While presently enjoying a pleasant situation, or often in hindsight of any form of delight and/or entertainment, it is quite common for one to comment, "gts," a teenage slang term and accepted reference to "good times". However, why is this shortened form of the phrase only used in reference to pleasure? Why not when one experiences, for example, sexual or racist feelings? The "Alphabet Times" is a clear and obvious solution to this problem. When experiencing any feeling of any sort, "good" may be replaced with any other applicable adjective/noun/verb, and emotion can be relayed by expressing yourself in "ats" to "zts".

Alphabet Times
awesome times
best times
car-RAZAYYY times
drunken times
erotic times
fucked up times
good times (classic)
helluva times
icy times
jokes times
KKK times/ kleenexy times
lazy times
monstrous times
nimbus 2000 times
octopi times
penis times
queer times
rusty nail times
satanic times
titty times
uvula times
vaginal times
wet times
x-rated times
you+me times
zamboni times

by fatones July 22, 2010