Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption

My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt

by DancingJebus November 9, 2023

wall painter

Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.

Hannah you're such a wall painter

by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Painter's Special

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010

Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.

Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023

Indonesian Street Line Painter

When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.

I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.

by Juicy_Brucey1 June 28, 2023

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs September 16, 2012