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even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song
by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018
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Gee-Hover

A 1960's colloquial expression, possibly of Canadian or Northeastern American origin, used to convey surprise, shock, or mild annoyance.
Possibly derived from the Latin name for the Christian God, Jehovah.
Gee-Hover, what the hell do you think you're doing?!
Gee-Hover, it's cold again.
by TedTheadoreLogan May 27, 2024
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hovering the bleachers

moving around in generally the right area;

playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.
(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.
by Toa56584 October 22, 2024
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Hover Mode

Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)

This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 14, 2014
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hover dog

A game in which a female (preferably a trap) strips in front of as many males as it can, the last man to go hard wins a blowjob.
by STREWZMEMEZ March 7, 2018
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Hover

When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
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The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.
The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.
by ellsworthtoohey May 3, 2018
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