Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.
First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.
In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.
In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
Get the Alfredo juicemug. Probably the name of someone with zero fucking iq. He lowkey chill but he kinda zesty tho. He either fat asf or skinny no in-between
by Urbansnurban January 1, 2024
Get the Alfredomug. He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach. He's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's much more than a boy, even though he's only 17.
He's best and most beautiful boy in the world...
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach. He's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's much more than a boy, even though he's only 17.
He's best and most beautiful boy in the world...
by Atuacatarina May 28, 2024
Get the Alfredo Castillomug. the yummiest, creamiest alfredo in the world with real shredded crab meat in it instead of something boring like chicken! YUM!!
by ProudMom3109 January 14, 2010
Get the Snow Crab Alfredomug. by KhaloDaddy March 19, 2024
Get the Alfredo Saucingmug. by peruvianflake November 3, 2015
Get the Don Alfredomug. Every man wants to be him and all the women want him. He is hilarious, good looking and a good friend. He’ll go to hell and back just to make sure your good. The epitome of perfect speaks… Alfredo Ricky
Guy: hey bro, that’s my girl your talking to!
AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh
AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh
by Ddoschaos November 23, 2021
Get the Alfredo Rickymug.