TITTY DANCER

A slang word used to describe a person of the female gender that becomes naked on command from the waist up for an audience that pays her with $1-$100 bills. More often than not, the dancer will become undressed to music from the late 80's and early 90's, with various dance and hip-hop moves thrown in just to confuse and excite the male gender.

That Titty Dancer works that pole hotter than two mice fuckin in a wool sock.

by DeanerBeaner November 24, 2006

titty heart

This relates to the recent viral “Boob Heart Challenge” which became popular in China and spread to other places. The titty heart is created by placing both hands around one breast and shaping the boob into a heart. There really isn’t any sensible fucking reason to do this at all aside from taking pictures and showing your friends. To this day no one knows why it is considered a “challenge” instead of just a “weird trend that lets you show off your boobs because everyone else is doing it.”

Jenny did the titty heart challenge and it looks like shit! Her boobs are so small it looks like an old pancake!

by Sydski October 10, 2017

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

tittynet

A modern word for the dated term "internet" best describing what the youth of today use it for.

Martha: Will I see you tonight?
Jimmy: Oh no, but I'll be on the tittynet.
Martha: What?
Jimmy: I meant the internet, the internet!

by mili July 30, 2008

titty buster

1.One ruining everyone elses fun.

2.Also could be used by women describing what a cock blocker is to men. A woman stopping another woman from getting laid.

1. john: "hey we should all burn down that church!"
sarah: "no, that's a bad idea people will die!"
john: "don't be such a titty buster!"

2. "I could've hooked up with John, but his ex wouldn't leave us alone. She was being a total titty buster."

by Famousanus May 26, 2006

Titty tax

Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.

Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.

by Webstersdickionary January 12, 2011

Titty Do

When a girls belly hangs out more than her titty do.

Elizabeth has titty do.

by blah blah blah121564 September 24, 2009