Terminal Coochie

When someone buts a nut in less than 3 seconds from dat ass being tooo phat.

That bitch had a terminal coochie

by littlecoolaidman April 21, 2021

terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.

Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.

by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021

terminal e-dater

Someone who continuously enters relationships only over the Internet because they don’t know how to actually start an IRL sustainable relationship

“that person only e dates people, what a terminal e-dater (non-derogatory)”

by bobby del rio January 12, 2022

Terminally Down Bad

Being at the absolute peak of simpitude, to the point where you'll actually die

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen BigBoi recently?
Guy 2: Nah fam, they got Terminally Down Bad and died lol

by ProbablyNotBarackObama April 19, 2022

Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

heathrow terminal 4

Where Wiley's career flew out from the UK to Cyprus

She was tryna relax
But her son got caught in a war (Caught in a war)
One day there's dons at the door, then next day Heathrow Terminal 4

- Stormzy

by SapphireBoxman January 8, 2020

terminal fat

when you're so fat its dangerous to everyone in a 10 foot radius around you

i commit to terminal fat

by Millenidumb March 18, 2017