tomb raider

A young person who dates/marries an old person

catherine zeta jones is a tomb raider

by Andrew November 11, 2003

The Tombstone

You flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the Undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.

I hooked up with this woman yesterday, and I gave her the Tombstone. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by ThatDude1826 July 22, 2012

Tombear

A bear with black hair and green eyes who loves coca cola and video games.

"I saw a Tombear the other day!" "Really?" "Yeah! He was drinking coke!"

by Sarexbearrr May 31, 2009

tombtink

Tombtink (adjective) - Used to describe an event that was random in nature in every respect. Such events cannot be replicated despite ones best efforts, needless to say that 'tombtink' event are NOT planned! People who engage themselves in events that maybe termed as tombtink are among the "super cool" in social status.

Note: An event maybe termed as 'tombtink' ONLY in retrospect to said event, it may NOT and CANNOT be classified as tombtink prior or during its occurrence.

Hey! We had a kick ass time last night! I sure am glad we decided to walk instead of taking the bus.

Yeah, it was definitely tombtink!

by Fernando06 July 22, 2010

tomb honey

honey that has been properly sealed and professionally extracted from ancient egyptian tombs. Extraction requires expertise but few tools; hands on field experience preferred but not required.

guy 1: Hey, did you hear about cleopatra's tomb honey?

guy 2: yeah man, i heard it was perfectly preserved and still edible.

by xxx_indiana jones_xxx February 14, 2013

tombob

the feeling after being tazed in the ass and kind of liking it.

"hey let me taze your ass!"
"sure i'll hella tombob it!"

by jmg96 February 2, 2018

Tomboy

Tomboys dont care what you have to say about them. Most have boy like characteristics and hang out with boys or just have alot of brothers id know i a, one and have 5 older brothers and no sisters.id rather play in the mud than go to Claires. I would prefere to get clothes at Walmart or Old Navy .

freind:Hey wanna get your nails done
me:no and ill bite it off again
freind:ok
me:imma go to justins house
freind: why do have to be a tomboy Rachel

by Husky 1000 June 19, 2019