tajola

reduce anxiety and cheer the mind.

"oh i had bad day, i need tajola myself"

"you got a job interview then? good luck and tajola yourself"

by savannahlane August 20, 2008

tanology

The art of studying tanning and the effects of anemia.

Dave should be a tanology major

by Beccaisamazing! April 17, 2009

Taplash

Taplash occurs when your local bar internally washes it's draft beer system with hot soapy water (which a good bar should do often), but they do not properly flush all of the soap out of the lines. Even a tiny bit of residual soap left in the system causes the draft from the tap to be very flat and have a skunky taste.

Ewww this beer is taplash...

by Clipso December 16, 2011

Freaky Tadpole

One who indulges in the acts of sexual relations in over conspicuous and commonly homosexual manners.

Tavion said he would let a girl titty fuck him, he’s a whole freaky tadpole.

by SeeSeeDezeNutz February 11, 2019

Kon topol

Kon topol is a Persian word that means fat ass or thick. Kon means ass and topol means ass.put it together we have fat ass.

Mamad kos kesh kon topol bia inja

by Kon bache 2000 June 3, 2019

Evie Taplin

Evie Taplin is the most amazing girl in the world, she has beautiful glossy hair that is as gold as the sun, big green eyes that will make you blind, she has a cute sass to her which makes her so fucking cool, she makes the best jokes. She will always be there for you no matter what situation you are in she will always find a way to make the best out of things, she’s popular in the best way possible and makes everyone smile although she has been through the most, she will try her best! Things let her down constantly but she still holds on to any hope that she can find. So never let ANY Evie you know go, but the one I have found is the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

Girl:”is that Evie, Evie taplin?”
Other girl:”she’s too cool for school!”

by Ava gg July 23, 2019

scramble the tadpole squadron

Ejaculate

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

by G.P. The Guinea Pig May 7, 2016