teh sux

noun: the epitomy of suckiness, taken from Internet slang used mostly by gamers and forum-addicts

LOL OMG taht map was teh sux!!!!1!11

by Sonic Infidel January 14, 2004

teh aids

When you pwn so many noobs online that you are the noob-extinguishing equivalent of AIDS in real life.

Dude, I pwned like 10,000 noobs on Call of Duty 4 last night. I'm pretty much teh aids.

by teh aids October 6, 2008

teh quo

A win-headed monster of rock, laughing in the face of disaster.

OMG, teh quo are laughing at that nuclear power station that just asploded

by Fucking Hitler December 3, 2007

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008

Teh lolz

Literally means "the 'laugh out louds.'" Basically a retarded way of saying "the laughs."

Comedians say jokes for the monies, but mainly for teh lolz.

by CamelKid February 27, 2010

teh gay

Derived from the common mispelling of 'the'.

1. The non-existant malady that one cathces by being around homosexuals (males especially).

2. Term used mostly by those denegrating anti-homosexual positions of religious leaders and far-right wing politicians.

"Yo, John went to San Fransisco and caught 'teh gay'!"

"The Governor wants to prohibit homosexual couples from being foster kids? He must think they'll catch 'teh gay' or something! LOL!"

by okenter July 1, 2005

teh interblags

The internet. The word comes from combining the words "internet" and "blogs."

A: Did you know that aliens just landed on the moon?
B: Yeah, I read about it on teh interblags.

by Jaxter January 31, 2008