by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017
Get the trumpt mug.A rebuttle/counter-argument which denies relevant facts despite their irrufutability. Characterized by the conspicuous absence of facts and generally puts the other person in a position they are not comfortable arguing.
Trump logic may beg an unprofessional question to be asked (or may lead to the defamation of his character; Accordingly, Trump logic effectively discredits its target or ends the conversation).
Trump logic may beg an unprofessional question to be asked (or may lead to the defamation of his character; Accordingly, Trump logic effectively discredits its target or ends the conversation).
Journalist: You were recorded talking about grabbing women by their pussies. Can the American people trust you to respect women and their rights?
Trump: "Listen, nobody respects women more than I do. NOBODY."
Journalist: "What is your position on climate change?"
Trump: "We just can't know for sure that humans are responsible for the changes in weather - or even if there are any changes. Top scientists have shown me cutting edge research, you better believe it."
Journalist: "You won't release your tax documents, your companies have gone through multiple bankruptcies, and you were only able to start your company because your father gave you a 7-figure loan. What makes you 'an exceptional businessman?'"
Trump: "I got a very modest loan - which I repaid in just a couple years - and turned it into bie-yons of dollars."
Journalist: "You have not given us any proof that your assets are worth billions. And if your company really does have billions in assets, does your company also have billions in liabilities?
Trump: "I would not he running for president if my company was failing."
Mom: "You smell like smoke and I found a lighter in your pocket yesterday when I did your laundry. Are you smoking cigarettes??"
Kid: "NO mom - Dad died from lung cancer, I would never risk my life to smoke. Nobody respects their body more than me. NOBODY."
Mom: "YOU WILL NOT use Trumplogic while you live under my roof. You are my son and I do not have to tolerate that kind of bullshit."
Trump: "Listen, nobody respects women more than I do. NOBODY."
Journalist: "What is your position on climate change?"
Trump: "We just can't know for sure that humans are responsible for the changes in weather - or even if there are any changes. Top scientists have shown me cutting edge research, you better believe it."
Journalist: "You won't release your tax documents, your companies have gone through multiple bankruptcies, and you were only able to start your company because your father gave you a 7-figure loan. What makes you 'an exceptional businessman?'"
Trump: "I got a very modest loan - which I repaid in just a couple years - and turned it into bie-yons of dollars."
Journalist: "You have not given us any proof that your assets are worth billions. And if your company really does have billions in assets, does your company also have billions in liabilities?
Trump: "I would not he running for president if my company was failing."
Mom: "You smell like smoke and I found a lighter in your pocket yesterday when I did your laundry. Are you smoking cigarettes??"
Kid: "NO mom - Dad died from lung cancer, I would never risk my life to smoke. Nobody respects their body more than me. NOBODY."
Mom: "YOU WILL NOT use Trumplogic while you live under my roof. You are my son and I do not have to tolerate that kind of bullshit."
by mduchonie1 January 13, 2017
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by Mileofkyle February 9, 2017
Get the Trump league mug.When you post something online, then read it and discover a typographical error. What used to be referred to as a typo.
by Knight of the Lions January 22, 2019
Get the Trumpo mug.Well surprise, there’s that trumpfucker again, standing in the Rose Garden and reading from his TelePrompTer.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019
Get the that trumpfucker mug.A serious physical and mental condition that results in a loud mouth that happens to spews shit like bean-induced diarreah. The things that having trumpmouth cause are things such as:
- not being able to keep secrets
- accidentally embarrassing yourself and the entire American government
- the possibility of accidentally releasing nuclear codes
- not being able to shut the fuck up and nearly causing war over it
- always needing the last word
- saying rude and stupid things and having to apologise immediately
Those with trumpmouth are often seen "sticking their foot in their mouth" to try and coverup for the bullshit they spew.
- not being able to keep secrets
- accidentally embarrassing yourself and the entire American government
- the possibility of accidentally releasing nuclear codes
- not being able to shut the fuck up and nearly causing war over it
- always needing the last word
- saying rude and stupid things and having to apologise immediately
Those with trumpmouth are often seen "sticking their foot in their mouth" to try and coverup for the bullshit they spew.
"ew, I see Jenny. Quick, let's leave before she says something stupid; I've heard she has a terrible case of trumpmouth . That slut."
by alexinwonderland August 27, 2017
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a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!"
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."
by Old Ya Ka June 30, 2016
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