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sylvar

this guy gets absolutely no bitches and play minecraft
by Zylops March 12, 2022
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Sylvesterphobia

The fear of Sylvester Schwarz.
The fear of Sylvester shutting down your PC.
Person 1: I am stupid.
Person 2: Ok boomer.
Person 3: I have Sylvesterphobia.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself.
Person 3: Ok.
Sus noices intensifies
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Sylveon's law

A subgenre of bidoof's law coined by twitter user AProfessionalN2 after a reply to a tweet saying "We really need a law for "transphobe posting = pedo" under a tweet of a transphobic Vtuber with a 'loli' avatar.
Hitlercunnyrapist: "all trans people are groomers and degenerates"

*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*

"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
by Cherubdecay March 12, 2023
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jordan sylvester

in it's simplest form.... a beast.

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.

A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?

Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.

Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.

Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
by prooooo June 12, 2013
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Bailey Sylvia

Bailey Sylvia is a nice, cat loving girl, with two nice cats, a great mom and dad, and some pretty cool friends (or so i would think).
by ALLYISMOM September 18, 2018
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oh sylvie

A total ring tail bitch. Green with envy, talks shit behinds everyone’s back. Nobody likes her, husband cheats and kids hate her.
I used to work at the south office but I couldn’t take the bully anymore.

Oh sylvie, everyone knows that bitch. Glad you started working at the home office.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
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Sylvan

A Sylvan has a big d and is very understanding all the time and very romantic and a fighter if u fuck with his girl he going to fuck yo ass up and he's not a hit it and quit it kinda guy he is a guy who will never have kids but will f u if u need it he makes 💰 every day and is a g and is about that life .so if u have a Sylvan by your side you have good luck u know all girls . He is a very sexy guy and dxddy to everyone except guys . Good at all sports and a Savage wherever he goes and is very generous to everyone. And likes girls with great personality and with a huge ass and ftbt and is always single so come lady's meet a Sylvan and you're a very lucky girl
A Sylvan has a big d and is very hairy and long for anyone that needs it except for guys.
by By:Mr fuck ja bitch September 25, 2017
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