Speed of Swords

A speed twice as fast of the speed of light, as defined from Fighter from 8-bit theater, Interlude 02.

Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but i don't know where so dont ask--so that is why you see my sword blur like that.

by Monoshift November 12, 2010

Brown Sword

When she gets shit on your dick.

Damn Bitch! You gave me a Brown Sword

by Snell Dawg October 2, 2018

Dark sword

One of the most hated weapons in the game Dark Souls III normally used by people who dont really know how to play, such as gankers

Normal user: Hi! Lets have a fair duel :D
Dark sword user: r1 r1 r1

by PauldeCap (Magnificient Paul) May 31, 2016

pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

by slapapig September 24, 2003

Gentleman Sword

The fancy way of saying penis.

Shown in the Hollywood Undead song, 'Comin' In Hot.'

Well, that is most superb. I too had my Gentleman Sword rode on.

by eaglesfan95 April 19, 2011

Diamond Sword

What all the horny 8 year olds show their minecraft girlfriend.

Steve: hey girl, wanna see my diamond sword?
Alex: of course!
Alex: Wow, is that efficiency IV?
Steve: my big brother helped me

by ZyRacka January 31, 2019

Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 11, 2010