kiss my swingers

A request for the kissing of one's testicles.

Friend 1: Can I borrow 100 bucks?
Friend 2: Kiss my swingers

by cragus December 18, 2007

Well droopy swingers

a pair of very sloppy balls hanging of a woman's (or man's for that matter) chest

You can clearly see that the woman over there is not wearing a bra, she has a pair of well droopy swingers.

by iDarkDesign March 14, 2004

Key -Swinger

A Type of turn made by a driver that happens to be driving too fast. The turn causes the keys to sway and "swing"

Wow dog, that turn was a real Key -Swinger yo

by DylanFan88 July 23, 2008

Well droopy swingers

Large sloppy breasts, when unsupported, hanging down on the girl's (or lad's) belly.
norks, boobs, tits, utters

Ellen took off her shirt and so laid bare her well droopy swingers.

by Cowboy Bebop February 22, 2004

Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).

Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.

by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009

West Virginia Swinger Party

The West Virginia Swinger Party is when a family of West Virginia natives hold a family reunion, and then proceed to the sexy time.

Dude my buddy let me go with him to a West Virginia Swinger Party. It was like a trainwreck...I couldn't look away.

by hiphop6969 February 11, 2010

non optional swingers party

RAPE

Person 1: I just went to a non optional swingers party.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

by TarzanIzKewl January 20, 2016