shaffled

To be shocked and baffled. A version of disappointment that isn’t so depressing and pathetic.

I was so shaffled by his actions.

by joshy-and-zach December 20, 2022

swoffled

the act of slapping something with a dick

He swoffled his friend!

by anonymous April 5, 2026

swoffle

the act of slapping something with a penis

he swoffled his friend!

by themsovietbois April 5, 2026

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.

Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!

by JonkoXL July 30, 2013

Frankenstein's Waffle

a really ugly dick

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!

by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016

brinson swaffield

Usually has a women named Hailey or Haven, is very attractive, has a big dick and will pound you in without a doubt. He is so stunning all the girls want him, but he only wants one.

Girl 1: OMG! Is that who I think it is? Brinson Swaffield, I swear to god he is so damn fine. I want to holla at him so bad.

Girl 2: Did you see his dick print? That shit was so fat.

by Badbunny46 October 11, 2020

Tip- Snaffler

(Snaffle definition…take(something) for oneself, typically quickly or without permission).

Have you been snaffling my tips? You tip- snaffler

by Snaffler September 7, 2021