by togayto.function June 5, 2019

when you have dried cum on or semi in your dick tip and when you go to piss your dick is then clogged with said dried cum and your piss has a backup forcing its way through the dried cum in multi streams or break the dried cum completely having a massive heavy piss stream shoot out.
Hey bro, you were screaming it sounded like you needed help?
No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.
No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.
by 2ommy March 10, 2024

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

To wait at least a minute before giving a minimal response to a message in order to discourage conversation. Used to avoid the guilt of completely ignoring a person.
Man 1 (9:00): Sup?
Man 2 (9:08): Sitting around.
Man 1 (9:08): Same here.
Man 1 logged off (9:12)
Man 2 thinking: thank god that reply stutter worked so quickly
Man 2 (9:08): Sitting around.
Man 1 (9:08): Same here.
Man 1 logged off (9:12)
Man 2 thinking: thank god that reply stutter worked so quickly
by SmithGroup January 25, 2011

Random guy: "He really pauses halfway through words a lot!" Another random guy: "I guess he likes to stuu--u-uter (stutter.)"
by TheLoveOfTheGame December 26, 2020

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
