Stocking stuffer

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022
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Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 30, 2017
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Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"
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Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.
"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."
by TORIx September 07, 2008
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cuck stuffer

"pro noun" (compound)

Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.
My former friend totally humiliated his girlfriend cuck stuffing in the kitchen.

I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.

Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding
by Goatmangold September 01, 2022
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Stoma Stuffer

The act of fucking a throat stoma until you cum in it and choke the person.
I was giving this quadriplegic a stoma stuffer, she couldn't breathe right for a week. Luckily she was too busy choking to catch me in her motorized wheel chair.
by Peesalot July 13, 2017
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Pocket Stuffer

Someone who takes more than their fair share of free treats/samples at the office or a store usually by stuffing their pockets.
"Dang I just filled up the candy bowl yesterday and it's already half gone". "Dude it's Keith - i'm telling you he is a pocket stuffer"
by portavoz October 23, 2014
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