straightedge

someone who doesnt smoke, drink, or fuck.

basically a square with a different label and an excuse.

square rubix cube

kid 1: "i dont drink or smoke"
kid 2: "why not"
kid 1: "im straightedge"
kid 2: "in other words ur sober"
kid 1: "i guess"
kid 2: "what do you do instead?"
kid 1: "i play video games and i go fishing"
kid 2: "uhhhh ANWAYS. im bout to go to a crackin party. peace"

by Alex Wan October 2, 2007

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Straightener

A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.

That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.

by AlanBennet01 August 21, 2018

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Straighteners

Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners.

Becky: Annie, pass me the straighteners please.
Annie: Sure!

by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

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straightedge

One who usually has warped views on drugs, drinking, and sex because of their christian morality. Straightedgers usually use straightedge as their cover up for being boring losers who dont get invited to parties and cut themselves with razors while being goth losers.

Stop being so lame and angsty you straightedger! Live a little!

by CharlesB July 19, 2005

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straighten out

means to duff somebody...kill em. Kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket.

..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"

Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."

by B-G May 20, 2008

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