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Bar stool Fart

One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.
A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.
by Mike Loves Fat Clark January 16, 2010
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Immaculate Stool

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.
So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!
by Brett 327 April 26, 2011
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bar stool grandma

a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking
That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.
by winkywpwinwwwinky June 1, 2018
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Pedal Stool

A word which can be confused with pedestal, the term used for lusting over women. Made popular by Jen from The IT Crowd.
Jen: You know, a pedal stool.
Roy: What? A pedal... stool!?! The word is pedestal!
by Shel-K-32 July 31, 2010
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Hungarian stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
by feldermaus November 4, 2008
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Loose Stool

Damn dude i have loose stool. I just shat on myself.
by devo12665 February 17, 2006
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increased stool output

when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short
oh man after i ate that burrito yesterday i had increased stool output for hours!
by nympsued July 25, 2009
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