Stoned

Being made helpless and having many stones/rocks thrown at you until death.

Jeremiah was stoned to death.

by Buh February 21, 2003

stones

Short for the beer, Keystone.

Hey Steve, pass me a stone with the quickness.

by steve February 16, 2005

Stone

Ah, I see how you reached the deepest part of the Urban Dictionary just to hear me tell a story. I shall tell a story then...

Stone is basically a kind of rock. Stone is also a name for someone but it’s an odd name.

Basically if you’re called Stone then they mean you are dumb and your brain is basically a stone.

“Hey, look at that suspicious stone!” Said a young child
“What are you talking about? I’m Stone!” Said Stone
“Oh... then you’re dumb hah!” Replied the young child.

by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018

Stone

The sexiest and hottest man on the Planet. Even better than Georgia.

Stone is sooo hot

by Erik503 September 30, 2018

stoned

Smoking to the point in which ones self is beyond high and sees everything with less reality, better insite, and goes in to deep thought about things and starts an account on a dictionary site for no apparent reason looking at definitions and thinking about those

I was so fucking stoned

by fuck.it...drugs April 08, 2015

Stoned

To become a stone after smoking.

Yo it's josh and he's so stoned.

by Fuckchris May 16, 2015

stoned

if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....

oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....

by karl moik April 28, 2004