golden steamer

result when you combine the Cleveland Steamer and golden shower. Drop a log on the chest and then pee all over it.
"My girl asked me for a golden steamer, so I dropped a log between her tits and hosed it down!"
by sanchez45 April 13, 2013
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venezuelan steamer

Is when a large group of men and women convene in a pool and defocate uncontrollably.
Person 1: Hey man, that party was pretty crazy last night.

Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.
by ThunderHobbit January 23, 2014
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crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.
by ktrane77 July 25, 2008
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wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
by Ellis September 09, 2010
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Buffalo Steamer

A sexual act generally perfomed with both partners consuming a large quantity of taco dip, smothering their bodies in buffalo sauce and blue cheese dressing, followed by rough anal intercourse over a plate of buffalo wings until defecation.
There was supposed to be a pool party at Drew's house but it was raining out so we stayed inside and did a buffalo steamer instead.
by Chicken Man February 07, 2017
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Thunderhead Steamer

When taking a shower in the locker room while another person is simultaneously dropping a hot and smelly deuce in a nearby stall. The steam of the shower and the stench of the poop combine to engulf you in a thick, warm turd fog from which there is no escape.
Mike was taking a shower after practice while Joe was taking an enormous dump nearby. The combination created a nearly lethal Thunderhead Steamer.
by why me? August 23, 2013
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Bleeding Steamer

When a female places a piece of saran wrap over your mouth and drops a duece on it, then removes her full tampon and lets the blood run over the shit. In Canada this is also know as a "Brent Dewinter"
This ho last night gave me my first bleeding steamer, it was awesome!! I looked like the Joker ate a klondike bar!!
by Zach Hammer July 05, 2013
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