Static

The feeling of crisp static through your mouth and in your throat when you drink sprite.

"Ay Srdjan you want some Static?"

"Fo sho"
*Goes to McDonald and gets a Sprite*

by Sm4cc January 26, 2021

static

it is what you hear on radios or see on old analog televisions, it can be used as white noise but sometimes it can be annoying

man this static sucks

by U-2800 May 7, 2022

scrotum static

Scrotum, see beanbag or nutbag.

static, figure it out yourself.

Ever wear wool underwear? Ouch!

by scrotum static May 25, 2004

anti-static

Alternative to the well-worn business phrase "proactive."

My boss asked me to be more proactive in this project; I decided it was better to be anti-static.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 5, 2010

Static1403

Teh phat biatch!

OMG! Static1403 had nekkid pics!

by SexyKat October 3, 2003

StaticXCC

Some net based persona who thinks he's the "man". In a sense he is, just because he loves anime and such. I just dont understand what this so called The_Wired is. As far as I know, it's the entire internet, an imaginary idea based on Lain. Whatever.

by -Z- August 8, 2003

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009