squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

Squirt Queen

A woman who can ejaculate, sometimes copious amounts of pussy juice from her snatch. Not piss either!! Real pussy cum!!

(Female Porn Star drilling herself with a dildo and fingering her clit at the same time): Ohhh FUCK YEESSSS! *SQUIIIIRRT!!*

by Betty Swollocks March 6, 2005

Squinty fresh

The aftermath of smelling the aroma of something vile. It's so bad that it makes you squint your eyes in disgust.

Joe: Damn bro! What's that rank smell?

Mike: I don't know man, but that's.. wow, that's squinty fresh.

by AzzaCadabra June 10, 2010

squaint

The feeling of remorse, sadness, and emptiness

Looking at this picture makes me feel squaint

by Shulk swag April 4, 2017

Squink

A valorant player who get's no bitches.

Run it down A, that's where the Squink plays.

by Jcruel January 5, 2022

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

worth a squirt

Used when you see a girl who you'd like to hump

cor look at her she's worth a squirt

by ben September 23, 2003