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squidward face

when you lay your balls over a persons eyes and put your dick along they're nose.
dood last nite i got squidward faced!!!
by DBL A June 11, 2006
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squidwarding

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.
i was squidwarding everyone last night
by dan and adam June 24, 2007
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Squidwarding

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.
I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
by Calahan August 13, 2010
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shkidmark

A shit skidmark thats left on a surface after it has been thrown, slid, or flushed.
Agent - "Dear Lord Jesus! There are shkidmarks all over the cell! Looks as if these prisoners fought off the cops with a little bit of *wink wink*.... SHIT POWER!"
by maXrUm December 16, 2004
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Squidward

A very sexy man who can make you orgasm at his sight and touch.
Ughghhhh it's uncontrollable, Squidward is making me orgasm again

*Smexy orgasm*
by bUrNiE sAnDErSs January 2, 2020
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squidward tennisballs

Squidward Tennisballs is a cashier and employee at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. He dislikes his two neighbors, Patrick Square and Spongebill Roundpants. He enjoys fine dining and art, and plays the clarinet.
"Hey, have you heard of Squidward Tennisballs?"
"You mean tentacles?
by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021
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A skidmark on the underpants of society

Someone who is so unpleasant to be around or even look at that he becomes no more than a turd to society. Not only that, he is a turd on society's Y-fronts. It would be benificial not only to society but to the Y-fronts of said society if said unpleasantries would kindly fuck off. Commonly used for thieves, homosexuals, and germans.
"Hitler, what a dick, I would go so far as to say he was a skidmark on the underpants of society."

"Get out of my boxers you fag! You're no more than a skidmark on the underpants of society!"
by D4Bullz November 24, 2006
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