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Squeegasm

To get very excited in a non-sexual way about something, almost as if you had an orgasm.
I had a squeegasm when I realized David Tennant was in Fright Night.
by Nadarien September 6, 2011
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squee

An outburst of excitement recognizable by a high-pitched squeal that results in a small amount of peeing in ones pants. More commonly attributed to young girls.
OMG he just looked RIGHT. AT. ME. I totally squeed.
by DvaKotaca December 4, 2012
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Squee

A sound effect used in the TV Show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", usually accompanied by a character grinning.
A squee was heard after Fluttershy smiled
by Pgj1997 June 8, 2014
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Squeeky Dolphin

When you are doing a chick from behind and she turns to you and makes a squeeking sound similar to that of a dolphin.
I was porkin her in the butt and she pulled a squeeky dolphin
by Bay November 17, 2003
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Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.
1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015
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squeege

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."
by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007
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squeebles

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.
Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.
by Mathmagician February 8, 2008
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