squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

Squatching

When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.

Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)

by Lexatron101 December 5, 2019

Squatchknockers

Someone that goes around smelling girls bicycle seats

After she done riding her bike the squatchknockers attacks the seat

by paco66 December 29, 2019

Squatch

When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.

Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch

by Thoughtsofadame May 2, 2020

Squoatchy

A nasty person that doesn’t change their clothes or bathe.

That bitch is squoatchy.

by The Bitchany January 7, 2021

Squitchy

Describing a substance both squishy and wet that will stick to you if you touch it

Is semen squitchy? Yes semen is squitchy!

by Squitchy!!! February 19, 2021

Squatch

The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.

Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?

by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021