Squarelord

Portmanteau of 'Square' & 'Gaylord' thus becoming the ultimate insult & last word in inferring bender-nerdiness.

Original coined by Claire Humphreys in 2011 & all credit & recognition must go to the dwarf-obsessed flame-haired beauty.

"Are you still working at 6PM on a Friday night ? What a squarelord"

by Shooms November 5, 2011

Provocative Squares

Squares that destroy so.mething. The first word that comes to mind when you are trying to explain "Perfect Squares" to your friend.

Person 1: I forget everything!
Person 2: Per...per...PROVOCATIVE SQUARES!
Person 1: Let's put that on a mug.

by notafakeaccount2 November 13, 2017

squirrels

A term used to describe the feeling of a seroquel hangover

blah! i got the squirrels!

by Tok3 September 7, 2011

squirrels

Slang...used to describe male balls.

OMG, she kicked him in the squirrels!

by slangboy1973 September 6, 2009

Squareism

Squareism Is derived from the word Square. Square meaning odd, nerdy and or dorky A square is considered out of the loop and overall just a lame. Squareism is a true art form. Created by Gangstas,Drug Dealers and Hustlas everywhere. Squarism is the ablilty to blend in with society and become 1 of 100000. All the greatest criminals Master Squareism. As they say a master square is a master criminal. The original Rick Ross is a great example of squareism. He drove regular cars talked in proper vernacular and displayed nothing out of the ordinary. But in reality he was running a billion dollar cocaine operation.

Hey Jimmy, Why does ollie always sit by himself with a book With his pants up and deodorant on.
Clyde: Because JiMmY ollie has mastered squarism you'd never know he was a ruthless killer from the barrio.
#Squareism

by Billy Boogerton August 29, 2018

squares

fuck that!!! RialB_D from da 501 (no, you little fucks in HS i'm not from Cali {figure it out}) is gonna call wordY'allword out. "Cigarettes"

Damn! I can't believe those little fucks in WPHS haven't put a definition for squares in here yet. guess that's not Cali Slanguage....

by RialB_D June 14, 2003

Squadralatergram

A four sided closed figure that has characteristics of squares, quadrilaterals, and parallelograms.

Nick Logan's head was classified as a squadralatergram.

by That kid on the Other Team April 26, 2009