spAmPOLOGY

A cascade of apologetic messages, sent with good intention, that end up looking quite spammy.

When a person adds a comment to another person's blog post and makes a mistake. As their only channel of communication is by writing comments, they then try and write another message to correct that mistake.

But, then, make a further mistake in the second comment. So, they write another one to apologise and so on.

The plethora of comments end up looking a bit spammy.

Also applies to social network 'walls'.

-Blog Comments-

--by: Jim--
time : 3 minutes ago:

Thanks for the article i am not a fan of your work.

--by: Jim--
time : 2 minutes ago:

Oops... meant to say i AM a fan of your work.

I'm not Sorry for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 1 minutes ago:

oh dear .. meant to say I AM sally for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 2 seconds ago

fair enough. delete me now. what a total load of spAmPOLOGIES

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by Anon345 November 9, 2009

Spraping

Getting onto someone's Spotify account and replacing their star list, playlists and/or play queue with truly terrible music eg Justin Bieber.

He's been spraping me again... I F*CKING HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

by angryskykitten October 26, 2011

Sprapple

Every color of the rainbow simultaneously existing and expressed as a singular color or pigment

"Why do unicorns glow rainbow in pictures?"
"They're sprapple colored, the color changes when you look at it in a different angle."

by Silver Tongue January 6, 2013

spamprogate

verb

with object

to spread an object such as an account, application or Trojan by processes involving having the object send unwanted and/or unauthorized messages to potential users or victims encouraging them download or create new instances of that object

no object

reproduce by sending unsolicited messages

Derivatives
spamprogation
Pronunciation: /ˌspampəˈgāSHən/
noun

spampagative
Pronunciation: /-ˌgātiv/
adjective

spampagator
Pronunciation: /-ˌgātər/
noun

Origin: From a Monty Python skit in which the word ‘spam’ repeatedly cluttered communications, and ‘progie’ a slang term for a program derived from Polish ‘pierogi’, a small dough envelope, delicious when filled with ham

“Avoid spamprogating your app via text, email or other unsolicited messages.” - from M3AAWG teachings

"Once downloaded, the app spamprogates freely via email messages to others in a local contact list inviting them to also download the app."

by zobotek October 4, 2013

Spamper

To treat someone very well to spoil and to pamper at the same time

Since tomorrow is your birthday I am going to spamper you

by Njctaurus March 11, 2016

scramps

The cramps you receive after drinking too much soda too fast.

"Man dude, I have the scramps after chugging that root beer."

by Polar_Beats August 23, 2016

Sramphie

An exclamation said exclusively at the completion of a long and arduous task used to signify how glad one is at its end. Can often be paired with shick, becoming "shicking sramphie".

Person #1: I sure am glad this long and arduous task is now finally completed.
Person #2: So am I! Sramphie!

by Absolutely Ataraxic Amigo October 23, 2017