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Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.
I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
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scarkink

the actual best person you will ever meet
scarkink is handsome
by swaggyalien February 25, 2021
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Throw Spanking

When a man’s nutsack smacks a woman’s pussy while he is fucking her from behind.
Jerry’s balls were super red after throw spanking Jen for a couple hours.
by ThrowSpanker October 28, 2018
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cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.
This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.
by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020
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Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.
Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!
by ODBHB April 8, 2009
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sporkin'

I thought we were just going to spoon until i realized she didn't have panties on. Spooning sometimes leads to sporkin'.
by mikefreedom April 8, 2009
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spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt
She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!
by Nordingo March 24, 2014
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