Spanned The Decade

When you have sex with someone who is 10 years older or younger then you.

Andy spanned the decade with that fat chick last.

by prizedflavor January 28, 2010

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a funny British fellow who enjoys chasing the ladies
~also goes by "mikey"

~"Mike SPANNER enjoys all things british and chasing after females"

by Sierra April 18, 2004

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stunnered

Ever used the internet term ''owned?'' it's like that. But you have to spell it newbishly to be funny.

Person One is the insulter.
Person Two is the insulted.
Person Three is the other.

One: Yeah, and I fucked your mother.
Two: *speechless*
Three: o snap sun u jus got stunnrd!1!!11!!11!one

by Person McPersonpants June 6, 2004

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spannersverse

The collection of universes in which spanners is present.

I think i'm in the spannersverse

by Dawn1919 August 25, 2022

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To argue in both a non-sensical and childish way, usually starting with incessantly picking at a person until he explodes.
At the end of the argument, nothing is solved and the person who started it (the starnerizer) acts like he doesn't know why the other person is furious. The furious party is dumbfounded at both the starnerizer's feigned ignorance that he even started an argument as well as the starnerizer's endless inability to resolve most any issue that a normal, rational person easily could.

Sadly, starnerizers need serious cognitive therapy but, of course, stubbornly refuse to get it. Even if he would, he would end up starnering the therapist; yes, he could even push a trained mental health professional into a war of meaningless verbal vollies.

My bf starnered me last night. I am so pissed that I think a blood vessel popped in my eye.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010

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