by Dagway June 12, 2015
Get the Shored mug.The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.
Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"
Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."
Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."
by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017
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To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.
Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?
Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?
Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?
Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011
Get the Shred ass mug.The act of being a bodybuilder or Gym Nut. The constant diet that most athletes put themselves on so that they are able to shed their excess fat. Eg "He is shredding it in the gym". This is not something that is done occassionally, this is a lifestyle choice for those who are A1 Personal Trainers!
by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010
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1. music: to play distorted electric lead guitar in a manner which is at once so extremely cogent and rapid that listener experiences the sensation that the production of the sound should be impossible or nearly impossible.
2. surfing: performing a series of cutbacks requiring seemingly impossible adeptness.
3. going every-which-way at once
1. music: to play distorted electric lead guitar in a manner which is at once so extremely cogent and rapid that listener experiences the sensation that the production of the sound should be impossible or nearly impossible.
2. surfing: performing a series of cutbacks requiring seemingly impossible adeptness.
3. going every-which-way at once
Garcia was SHREDING so hard in the middle of Shakedown, i thought my head would explode.
compare: ripping
compare: ripping
by mainframe October 31, 2003
Get the shred mug.Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 19, 2006
Get the shredding the beef mug.To get off (kiss/snog/meet/shag) with a guy or girl.. or have a guy or girl who you like, like you as well.
example one:
guy 1: i scored that cute chick by the bar last night
guy 2: well in!!
example two:
girl 1: becca scored with jules you know!
girl 2: omg really? she is so lucky!!
guy 1: i scored that cute chick by the bar last night
guy 2: well in!!
example two:
girl 1: becca scored with jules you know!
girl 2: omg really? she is so lucky!!
by Tilly Tits November 13, 2005
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