Sarfin Safari

A Kook or pod of Kooks that aren’t just the typical beach goer, but the kind ready to feast into the unknown experience of getting pitted, barreled, scarfed, rocked, and washed all at the same time. Usually spotted by the carefully planned transportation of the sarfing board gettin verticle in the back of a 4-seater VW slug-bug convertible or some other like means of transport. There’s also the occasional wetsuit hanging side mirror tactic that really means the Kook felt the effects of a full fledged Sarfin Safari that day. This is when the Kook is expected to Shaka and grin because #weouthea!

A: Hey man I think I nabbed a Kook over there who just got shook on a Sarfin Safari.

B: You mean the one with the board strapped to the windshield wiper still dripping wet from mad tubes brah?

A: Yeah man, all I can say is now I’m #hardforsoftops.

by cnmjarrell July 9, 2019

pre-safari

the content you browse to get you aroused and ready to jack off

Yeah, I use Instagram as pre-safari
Need to find something for pre-safari

by KPH529 January 20, 2021

Nissan Safari

The nissan safari will decimate any 4x4 in its way, its stronger than any Landcruiser, and will make any Patrol owner cream themselves, it also has one of the sexiest sounding 4x4 engines out there, the TD42

Joe: What kinda car is that
Mama: More than u can afford pal, Nissan Safari

by unknown_optimus234 September 9, 2021

raw safari

When a couple gets adventurous and decides to spice up their intimate life by attempting to make love in as many diverse, open, and outdoor natural environments as possible - within a 24 hour period.

Dan: "Hey, what happened to you and Jane this weekend? You both look exhausted."
Pedro: "We went on a Raw Safari, man. We made it through the park, beach, and even a cornfield before the sun came up."

Note: This act requires careful planning, a spirit of adventure, and a deep commitment to avoiding park rangers and other unexpected wildlife. Not recommended in areas with high populations of mosquitoes, poison ivy, or curious bystanders.

by Count220 July 15, 2023

Otto Bin Safari

Multiple collisions with streetside rubbish containers, plants or pets during a (typically drunken) drive home after a night out on the town.

We probably should have taken his keys off him before he left the club. I heard he went on one hell of an otto bin safari last night

by Great Leader Internet Guy Esq. August 10, 2010

back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.

"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

by Fried Cable March 15, 2015

Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.

SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

by cwapface July 1, 2004