Dick Socket

A person who inserts penises into their orafices. Much the way an electical socket recieves the plug of a lamp toaster or other electical device.

1. Shut the fuck up you dick socket.
2. Hey buddy... Go stick it in your dick socket!
3. When I go out of the county i normaly bring my dick socket adapter so i can charge my phone and electric shaver.

by Dankalot December 27, 2014

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Armenian Dry Socket

A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."

"Holy crap! For what?!"

"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."

"Wow. How will she make money now?"

by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009

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dick socket

A fool. An absolute tool.

Oh fuck him...he's a dick socket anyway.

by Squirrelly May 31, 2004

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weasel socket

A Supple and moist Pussy, Ass or Mouth that throbs for a Stiff Cock

"Cum amd put that hard cock in my Weasel Socket."

by Supple January 12, 2007

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popped a socket

So overly checking someone out that your eyeball separates from its socket.

My girlfriend Amy and I were at the beach last Saturday and you should've seen this girl in this bikini. I literally popped a socket. Fortunately Amy didn't see me or I would've been seriously screwed.

by rocketman1 September 22, 2006

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