Scandinavian Sober

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.

“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”

by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

spicy sober

abstinence from alcohol but not from other drugs

“Hey, you want a drink?”
“Nah, I’m spicy sober this month”
“Ket then?”
“… Yea”

by catimakittycat March 16, 2023

sober prowling

v. to hook up with a drunk girl while sober. more specifically, to not drink all night, then go out for afterhours to capitalize on the drunkness of women. to take advantage of drunk girls.

Nate woke up last night at 1am and was totally sober prowling on the girls partying at our apartment.

by Doc 123 December 28, 2008

midwest sober

One who no longer consumes hard liquor but still drinks beer.

Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.

by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021

Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind

“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”

by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008