Smeeding

The act of supplying a small homeless shelter with 46 mini cupcakes.

"Are you smeeding? That's so nice of you!"

by lwm_2004 September 21, 2021

sneeping

sneeping = sneezing while sleeping

me: are you sneeping again?
you, who's sneeping: zzzzzz achooo zzzz

by oh um okkk January 7, 2022

Sneezing

When someone cums in your nostrils, and then you blow it back out.

"God, I'm gonna make you sneeze."

"What's that on your face?" "Oh, I was sneezing."

by Booberryboobs October 16, 2022

Seeding

Putting a straw in the urethra and funneling chilli powder into it

Me and my brother love to do seeding

by Tik tok is cancer October 6, 2022

Speeding

To go over the speed limit in a car

I was relaxing on a bench eating a sandwich when I saw this guy racing through the street at subsonic. He was totally speeding.

by Vomitingseal1432 December 7, 2022

sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023