SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004

smarting

calling one's own smart phone to locate it

Wife: Did I hear the phone ring?
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.

by nurserenee January 17, 2012

mail sorting machines

Vital to the functioning of the United States Postal Service.

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.

by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020

smoxting

Sending Text Messages while outside Smoking

While on my break I was smoxting.

by genasfarm September 15, 2007

Smoreing

The act of making smores.

I was just about to start smoreing when you called me!

by Maemaemaemaeeam October 18, 2008

Smarting thinking

Sharp reasoning or judgement

That is very smarting thinking.

Rick's not very good at smarting thinking.

by lucky#7 August 15, 2012

sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015